Website review: Retarded Customer Questions, Part I...
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1389AD rated 4 months ago- I work at a Best Buy, so of course you get your fair share of weird questions from the technology ignorant. The best question by far has got to be: "If I load more songs on my IPOD, will it get heavier?" Dumb lady (puts bag on counter): "I want to return this." Zotmaster (opens bag): "A plunger? Why?" Dumb lady: "It doesn't work." I work front desk at a resort. A lady was asking for a recommendation for a cross-country ski trail that would be very challenging. I pointed one out to her (it's about 12 km long and there's about 20 hills) and said "this one has lots of steep hills and sharp turns." Her question? "Are all of the hills going down?" I work at domino's and a thrift store. I don't get many problems at the thrift store, but a week ago someone called into domino's and complained because their half sausage/half pepperoni pizza was supposed to have sausage on the left, and pepperoni on the right. I told him to turn his pizza around. Stupid, stupid people.
- Raven185 rated 13 months ago
- From the page: "I'm an employee at a bookstore chain. Customer: I'd like Shakespeare's Hamlet. Me: Here ya go. Customer: Is this the English translation? Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... yes."
- Snookered rated 16 months ago
- From the page: "I was on the early morning shelf-packing shift on Saturday. The store had just opened and a 60-ish man with pedo glasses and a walking stick came rushing up to me in the cleaning aisle. It was 5.05am and I was effectively still asleep. Him: You look like you might know. How do I get bloodstains out of a toilet bowl? Me: Uhh... they should come off with a toilet brush and some toilet cleaner, which is over here... Him: Nope, these are really stubborn stains. Me: OK, what about bleach? Him: Nope, tried that, didn't work either. (leans toward me & whispers) There was a lot of blood. Me: The unholy hour of the morning, his creepy appearance, and I look like I might know?!"
