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The Joyous Malingerer Who is the happy husband? Why, indeed, 'Tis he who's useless in the time of need; Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet or a neckless, Contrives to be utterly futile, fumbling, feckless, Or when a zipper nips his loved one's back Cannot restore the zipper to... more
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Rated by bobhartzer on Dec 09, 5:23pm
"Where do I get my ideas from? You might as well have asked that of Beethoven. He was goofing around in Germany like everybody else, and all of a sudden this stuff came gushing out of him. It was music. I was goofing around like everybody else in Indiana, and all of a sudden stuff came gushing out. It was disgust with civilization." - Kurt Vonnegut I think that's a pretty good bite of peerless wisdom.
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Rated by Shitao on Nov 13, 1:37pm
The Joyous Malingerer Who is the happy husband? Why, indeed, 'Tis he who's useless in the time of need; Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet or a neckless, Contrives to be utterly futile, fumbling, feckless, Or when a zipper nips his loved one's back Cannot restore the zipper to its track. Another time, not wishing to be flayed, She will not use him as a lady's maid. Stove-wise he's the perpetual backward learner Who can't turn on or off the proper burner. If faced with washing up he never gripes, But simply drops more dishes than he wipes. She finds his absence preferable to his aid, And thus all mealtime chores doth he evade. He can, attempting to replace a fuse, Black out the coast from Boston to Newport News, Or, hanging pictures, be the rookie wizard Who fills the parlor with a plaster blizzard. He'll not again be called to competition With decorator or with electrician. At last it dawns upon his patient spouse He's better at his desk than round the house. Ogden Nash
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Rated by Simsfanatique on Oct 12, 6:42am
He's fantastic.
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Rated by kithic on Sep 12, 10:34pm
This page is amazing because of Vonnegut himself. He is a true genius!
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Rated by 01011Binary10001 on Sep 01, 2:17pm
Weeeird. These demotivators are used properly and have Kurt Vonnegut? Thumbs up!
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Rated by RockStrongo1 on Aug 31, 7:35pm
Done and done!
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Rated by DefaultSetting on Aug 17, 12:01pm
Quoting Kurt Vonnegut will make this one of the very few times I'll thumb up stuff like this. Hi ho.
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Rated by DavidJohns on Aug 01, 12:24am
At once a optimist and a cynic, Vonnegut's love for humanity recognized and embraced each of its shortcomings.
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Rated by ArmenS on Jul 25, 12:01am
various entertaining motivational posters by Kurt Vonnegut, containing pictures and sarcasm/cynicism
