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 vooduex rated 10 months ago - From the page: "The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California
Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving
violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He...
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- ShadowT rated 9 months ago
- From the page: "Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill
people. I do.""
Funny, made me laugh.. abit
- monyat rated 9 months ago
- haha! oh! and one more thing... you'll never learn how to really swear till you learn how to drive. :D
- perrymason rated 9 months ago
- From the page: "Interesting Driving School Exam Answers"
- LeonardoDaVinci rated 10 months ago
- All on the same exam, from the same person, I bet!
- mikem-uc2 rated 10 months ago
- Those aren't even REAL questions.
 kaatarra rated 9 months ago- pleh.
- KortoloB rated 10 months ago
- Probably isn't real, but still funny.
- vooduex rated 10 months ago
- From the page: "The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California
Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving
violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill
people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow
traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons."
- Spartz rated 10 months ago
- From the page: "Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics."
- TwistTim2006 rated 10 months ago
- Proof California is not that far removed from the south.... there are more on the page.... From the page: "
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car."
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