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clsplash rated 16 months ago
Funny, but aircraft mechanics are highly trained and capable. Just because they don't have a degree (and in many cases they do), it does not mean that they haven't had training. It obviously isn't a problem based on the minority of serious mechanical/preventable losses.

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TLovett rated 9 months ago
You flyboys crack me up.
jusjusjusjus rated 14 months ago
From the page: "P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget."
adrienned rated 14 months ago
great one liners.
shwick rated 12 months ago
no matter how many times i see this, i still laugh :D
djbalance1200 rated 13 months ago
From the page: "It takes a college degree to fly a plane" no, it doesn't.
Jude-the-Obscure rated 16 months ago
From the page: "P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search."
TheGrubb rated 13 months ago
"It takes a college degree to fly a place" ??? Umm... no... you don't even need a high school diploma. In some cases, you can get a license to fly a place before you can drive a car. Obviously, whomever wrote this has never been to Alaska.
karenlim rated 14 months ago
From the page: "P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode." Love this one
The-Hectinator rated 14 months ago
Seen this too many times to count them. It was okay the first time, I guess, but it sure doesn't improve after 3 consecutive stumbles.
zanke rated 16 months ago
Good stuff. Made me laugh!