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Whatever: Clearly You People Thought I Was Kidding

djoolz rated 25 months ago
And now, an actual phone call: Me (to Krissy): So, would you mind if I tape bacon to the cat? Krissy: That's a fairly interesting question. What's the purpose here? Me: I put taping bacon to the cat on a list of things I said I was going to do today and people seemed to be ske...

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peterstrange rated 15 months ago
I love bacon...
spectrekitty rated 25 months ago
Hey, that's my cat!! Oh, no... My mistake. NOTE to Self - Add to "To Do" List: Tape bacon to the cat...
mastershake211 rated 25 months ago
What a pussy. He had to ask his woman for permission to tape bacon to the cat before he actually did it. He probably calls up his mom and asks her for permission to jack off before he does that. If I ever meet this guy, I would tape bacon to his cat then eat them both, just because he's such a fucking pansy. Holy crap, I rock so hard.
Thlayli rated 25 months ago
I'm amused. Bacon + Cats = Entertainment.
djoolz rated 25 months ago
And now, an actual phone call: Me (to Krissy): So, would you mind if I tape bacon to the cat? Krissy: That's a fairly interesting question. What's the purpose here? Me: I put taping bacon to the cat on a list of things I said I was going to do today and people seemed to be skeptical. Krissy: You said you were going to tape bacon to the cat on the Whatever. Me: Yeah. Krissy (audible sigh): Since you are going to do it, and take a picture of it, all I ask is that you take the bacon off right after. All right? Me: Okay. Krissy: You're a strange, strange, strange man.
Arkane rated 25 months ago
Is there a point to this? Seriously?
zannemarie rated 25 months ago
Bacon. On a Cat.
Akbar rated 25 months ago
mmmmm...cat bacon
3DSquirrel rated 25 months ago
So he porked his cat? :|