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 gotPSP rated 5 months ago- From the page: "When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into...
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 jjooeh rated 4 months ago- Were these even new ten years ago?
- MrChaddling rated 5 months ago
- I was actually just installing my own "buttered-cat array" in my house.
- droe82 rated 5 months ago
- From the page: "1998's Newest Scientific Theories"???
- nitwit88 rated 5 months ago
- I liked the honorable mention the best....
- msiegel rated 5 months ago
- From the page: "The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells.""
- jcharliem rated 5 months ago
- i thought it was serious, also its 10 years old
- bltsponge rated 5 months ago
- From the page: "2nd RunnerUp-- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it all out."
How many of you yawned when you saw that? And the grand prize was disappointing, we've all heard that a million times.
- Don-Keehotay rated 5 months ago
- From the page:
"The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells.""
- DrMontigo rated 5 months ago
- Some of these are great, it's a shame the winner was an old joke...
- TheMcNasty rated 5 months ago
- I hate this stumble to no end. NO END. None.
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