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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the... more
Reviewed by bluedolphin614 Jun 16 2006, 11:56am ( 72 reviews ) • rockinghamremembered.com
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Rated by RaviSinha on Nov 22, 9:45pm
:) Rocked me like anything. The lawyer wouldn't have imagined that comeback. Ho Ho Ho
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Rated by relaksua on Jun 25, 9:31pm
hehe..straight to the lawyer's face
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Reviewed by civver on Jun 13, 3:04pm
Seems apocryphal, but it's still funny.
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Reviewed by PhLyZiK on Jun 05, 12:15pm
i hate cops. all cops. even the good ones. but that was funny.
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Rated by DAngel799 on May 29, 2:46pm
That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Bawahahahahaha You must read the joke, not just look at the picture! :D
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Rated by Palindrome on Apr 29 2009, 9:19pm
Love it.
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Rated by Right-Rice on Apr 12 2009, 5:40pm
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win. free web site counter
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Rated by joshua-m on Mar 15 2009, 3:53pm
Funny comeback.