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 Reea rated 8 months ago - oh man i know these are old and most of them NOT funny but the computer ones always get me because they remeber me of my job.
here are some that cracked me up and remembered me of some of my asshole, stupid customers:
* Tech Support: "Well, sir, in that case I have to cancel the test and ...
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- dread rated 8 months ago
- From the page: "A lady struck up a conversation with me on an airplane. * Her: "And where are you going?" * Me: "I'm going to San Francisco to a UNIX convention." * Her: "Eunuchs convention? I didn't know there were that many of you.""
- methyLPARABEX rated 14 months ago
- Yep. This is my life, lol.
- haushofer rated 28 months ago
- From the page: "Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
- Sursula rated 33 months ago
- From the page: Her: "And where are you going?"
Me: "I'm going to San Francisco to a UNIX convention."
Her: "Eunuchs convention? I didn't know there were that many of you.""
- 13andbored rated 8 months ago
- Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet." Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Netscape." Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?" Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?" Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu." Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!" Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop." Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen." Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."Customer: "Right click?" Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." (mutes phone) "AAAAAAAARGH."Found via
- sleepyvinny rated 8 months ago
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Customer: "I can't seem to connect to the Internet."
Tech Support: "Ah, right. What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech Support: "No, what version of Windows are you using?"
Customer: "Uhhh...Hewlett Packard?"
Tech Support: "No, Right click on 'My Computer,' and select properties on the menu."
Customer: "Your computer? It's my computer!"
Tech Support: "No sir, I mean the little picture called 'My Computer' on your desktop."
Customer: "I don't see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen."
Tech Support: "Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Just a moment, sir." [mutes phone] "AAAAAAAARGH."
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- Reea rated 8 months ago
- oh man i know these are old and most of them NOT funny but the computer ones always get me because they remeber me of my job.
here are some that cracked me up and remembered me of some of my asshole, stupid customers:
* Tech Support: "Well, sir, in that case I have to cancel the test and try again. So please leave your cable modem on this time."
* Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) "What? You have cancer?"
* Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
* Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."
* Tech Support: "Are you reading an error message to me?"
* Customer: "No, I'm reading an error message to you."
- JadeKitsune rated 20 months ago
- Really, really funny stories of tech support / user misunderstandings.
- magnoliasouth rated 24 months ago
- That last one sounds like a new English speaker that is Asian. It's still so cute to hear how they think in English. :) It reminds me of Engrish.com.
 arleas rated 28 months ago- how many pages are there on this site? I mean really, I must have thumbed about 800 of them down (ok I exaggerate...just a little)... I rated the homepage ages and ages ago, and ever since then I've been thumbing down all the other submitted links from this site...this is the first one to show up in a while though...
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