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 LunaDMooN rated 11 months ago -
This is how kids think..
Kissing:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'caus...
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- LeonardoDaVinci rated 6 weeks ago
- The kids? They got it right!
- Ajagsfairy rated 5 months ago
- :) aww
- Spoovoy rated 7 months ago
- "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
and other kids thoughts on love
- feefifoto rated 12 months ago
- Hilarious!!
- AubreyMo rated 5 months ago
- From the page: ""Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5"
Kids say the darnedest things. . .
- freder96 rated 12 months ago
- SOOOOO CUTE
- PeridotPaiute rated 12 months ago
- From the page: ""Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9"
Yes, yes it is. RUN! :-P
- LunaDMooN rated 11 months ago
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This is how kids think..
Kissing:
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9
"You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -- Doug, age 7
"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10
"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7
"The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8
(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6
- moonrae55 rated 12 months ago
- "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8
- sraet rated 12 months ago
- this is so cute. "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
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