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    True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her... more

    Reviewed by babirox Nov 18 2005, 02:52pm ( 81 reviews ) qdb.us

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  • Rated by Hamfish on Aug 10, 5:30pm

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, I AM NOT HAPPY! So, I look down at him and say, Well, which one are you then? ... and THAT'S when the fight started . .
  • Rated by BrianH1988 on Aug 02, 8:55pm

    God. That was full of so much back-splitting laughter that I nearly died from it. That was the pinnacle of epicness. The was little if anything on there that wasn't funny and yet epic at the same time.
  • Rated by hkbax on Jun 12, 10:36pm

    From the page: "[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink [Krypton] printer? [Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators."
  • Reviewed by toekneekei on Apr 15 2009, 9:15am

    The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
  • Rated by PatriceIci on Apr 14 2009, 5:35am

    There are some beauties to be found here :)
  • Rated by VballMaster on Feb 23 2009, 11:05am

    hahaha, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
  • Rated by ribcaged on Feb 23 2009, 8:44am

    QDB: Top Quotes of All Time! Worth a stumble.
  • Rated by orono99 on Feb 18 2009, 12:46pm

    hilarious
  • Rated by lunchboxanthem99 on Feb 17 2009, 12:37am

    The Combo Breaker got a laugh out of me.
  • Rated by BanjoOBrien on Feb 15 2009, 6:26pm

    Funny as hell