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  • Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate

    Pirates are all the rage these days. From the page of 70 laws for any self-respecting pirate: Rule 2: Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. Rule 11: No pirate shall ever... more

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  • Rated by JaykGrey on Nov 02, 1:13pm

    Single page. Why devote an entire domain name to such a stupid subject?

  • Rated by TheeMitch on Oct 24, 9:59am

    WHOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRR that be a gud un that mi arrr-tis

  • Rated by Ssd8 on Oct 21, 2:36pm

    They said Pirate are better then Ninjas! Fact fail.

  • Rated by stckfgrondrugs on Oct 21, 1:15pm

    Missed one: Real pirates pirate ships off the coast of Somalia.

  • Rated by richardds on Sep 29, 4:22pm

    arrr

  • Reviewed by BUNKY22 on Sep 20, 10:49am

    Boy put 4 years in the navy.I was definitely in the wrong navy. LOL pretty funny thanks !

  • Rated by daverd on Sep 19, 4:00pm

    Rules fer piratin' and plunderin' Jes ta few fer ya nah familiar Ye can scribe me here signed, Black Bard, Scourge o the Nekar Wenches Female pirates are allowed some exception to rules concerning hygiene and garmentry, but must make up for it by using twice as much profanity. Groomin' Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy. Fightin During a swordfight, swordfighting insults are required. In the event both participants are still alive at the end of the fight, the participant with the superior insults shall be declared the victor. Drinkin When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum. Figureheads (we'll deal with maidenheads off-line) Should the ship's bow have a carving of a naked wench, mermaid, or something of the like, crew members should not touch it. Feeling up a wooden statue is unbecoming of a pirate. Pirates never, ever obey laws. Period. Ironic, I realize.

  • Rated by Didone on Sep 13, 10:52pm

    From the page: "A pirate does not "go shopping". Unless by "shopping", you mean "killing". " arrrrrrrrrrrre you a pirate?