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Tryptofan rated 4 months agoFeatured Review
From the page: "BARNEGAT, N.J. - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black ka...

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virgio rated 4 months ago
They must hire idiots to run schools.
Isadore rated 4 months ago
Anything involving a ninja automatically gets a thumbs-up....even a fake ninja.
gocamaro69 rated 4 months ago
Really - it's so sad it's funny. Wow.
Imupabvit rated 4 months ago
There's ninjas around every elementary school in America, just waiting for the command - but you can't see them - because they're ninjas.
Sirtalksalot rated 4 months ago
SUrely the fact that they could see him was proof enough that he wasn't a ninja.
Lambdoid rated 4 months ago
Just because there's a counsellor running around in a karate suit doesn't mean the ninja wasn't there.
QuixoticGanjaSex rated 4 months ago
Hahaha...bullshit.
synicalkid rated 4 months ago
and you've never actually see the real ninja :D
BluePeriphery rated 4 months ago
In grade school several of us on the playground started rumors with similar results. One was that a guy in a van was taking pictures of kids. Soon kids were spotting this guy every recess. The school started interviewing kids and set up parent patrols along the back fence. But ninjas, thats just brilliant.
dtanner89 rated 4 months ago
He wasn't a real ninja, only a decoy.