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Shakespeare Insult Kit

heyitsmejaya rated 14 months ago
Talk about classy insults. Thou errant dread-bolted death-token.There. In your face. It just got classy up in here, Stratford-upon-Avon style.Just don't use this insult in public because you'll get your ass kicked. Probably by me. Oh, don't you throw your fancy English phrases at...

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wadjet2 rated 6 days ago
thou tottering milk livered mammot!!! deliver insults Shakespeare style!!!
WilliamStafford9 rated 7 weeks ago
Handy reference for who is getting ready to play the dozens.
th12b rated 7 weeks ago
Handy. I'll need this for my next improv comedy ;) lol
Lunaticmama rated 2 weeks ago
hilarious
kylerts rated 6 weeks ago
haha Good Job!
Trippicist rated 7 weeks ago
I've seen it before but it is such a helpful resource.
jennee84 rated 7 weeks ago
Insults, Shakespeare-style.
beauxeaux rated 7 weeks ago
Thou frothy, fly-bitten fustilarian!
GiggleMed rated 7 weeks ago
Say one of these things to one of the younger nurses and they'll look at you like deer caught in the headlights... Say it to a Joint Commissioner and they'll ask to see the policy on that.
Two2Travel rated 8 weeks ago
Thou shalt makest it Thine!