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 marielaem rated 7 weeks ago-
Heretical Rhyme Generator
Whey hey - I just hit paydirt for PPAPPs. No more writing their own drooling drivelry - all they have to do is feed in a sappy first line and this little marvel will do the rest for them.
Look what I got:
Morning comes in dribs and drabs
and horrid lacerations will follow my tail and my donkey
sagacious towers blindly grab
As soon as I find my brown car keys
How deep, how profound, how totally shitty, how PPAPP.
Uh oh. In retrospect, I have a sneaking feeling that some of the PPAPPs have already discovered this.
PS: this one - http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Ramble/ - is even better. It's the ultimate in pseudo-intellectual PPAPPery for very little effort - which, after all, is just what the pseuds are capable of. In fact, after generating this little gem:
Be sweet to PPAPPs
between sweet Be I've searching clocks manure. oh my ants time
aching shop else rut come like But infinity drips weird wire like Doom
While feathers truth young pariah is with shores grin confidence and
my hair have eroded (escaping the destiny of Man. but you eat that
peach like you watch the snow And even so, who would notice? All of a
sudden dreams come true. Come with me As a grain of sand is to a gizzard, I am surrounded by your fleshy thoughts.
..... I am now 150% sure that those old pseudy PPAPPs have the Beatnik Ramble bookmarked on speed dial.
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