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 caile-girl rated 23 months ago - Overheard in New York:
Blonde Teen: So I'm taking that religion class.
Brunette Teen: Oh yeah? The one where you read the Bible right?
Blonde teen: Yeah that one. And get this, we are about to start reading the Book of Proverbs.
Brunette Teen: Oh My God! I didn't know the Bibl...
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- Svanhvit rated 12 months ago
- From the page: "But You Have to Get AIDS If You Really Want to Keep It Off
Junior girl #1: I know! So many people are getting mono now -- it's ridiculous.
Junior girl #2: I know! Kaitlyn and I agreed that if one of us gets it, we're giving it to the other.
Junior girl #1: Why?
Kaitlyn: Because you get sooo skinny when you get mono! It's, like, the best way to lose weight!
Junior girl #1: Oh."
- bilklb rated 13 months ago
- Bimbette: She was being such a bitch, and I was like, 'You catch more flies with honey than you do with a fly swatter, y'know.'
Boyfriend: Don't talk. Seriously. Just stand there and look hot, okay?
--Penn Station
Concerned passerby: Dude... Are you okay?
Concerned drunk: I appreciate your concern, but you're standing in my puke.
--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Seven-year-old girl with net, shouting to friend and running to the water: Come on, Meghan! This is a humongous scientific emergency! (this sounds like a certain ex-vice-president)
--Wellfleet, Massachusetts
Canadian girl to Americans: Oh my god! You guys speak Canadian? We've been looking for other people who speak Canadian!
American guy: Yup, only Canadian. No American or English. Only Canadian.
Canadian girl: Awesome! Me, too!
--Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
Child welfare worker on cell: I won't be over at my client's place long. I just need to go there real quick and see her child naked... Maybe I shouldn't say this in the middle of a mall.
Woodland Hills Mall
Tulsa, Oklahoma
- johnshaven rated 13 months ago
- From the page: "To Make You Grateful to Be Childless
Man: Excuse me, but that kid's screaming is ruining my museum experience.
Dad pushing stroller with shrieker inside: Listen, pal, she's two years old--
Man: --So why did you bring her?!
- heyitsmejaya rated 15 months ago
- From the page: "Crazy lady waving cane at laughing skateboarder: That's right! Run for your life, motherfucker! I'm on a hunt! And you're the prey!"Jesus Christ. I've been reading page after page all day long. You can't help but laugh at morons, just be careful that you're not one of them.
- I-Like-Rocks rated 21 months ago
- Enormous black woman clutching frantic feral cat: Who'll gimme a dollar fo' this kitten? I know one of ya'lls got a dollar fo' this kitten. You?! You?!
Confused passerby: Didn't you get that from the vacant lot behind you?
Enormous black woman clutching frantic feral cat: Shut up, fool! Okay... Fitty cent, then!
- jodles rated 21 months ago
- From the page: "Failing That, the Coke Machine Gets Custody
Teen girl #1: Listen, if you put a dollar in a Coke machine, the thing that comes out is your Coke, right?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, but--
Teen girl #1: --I'm just saying, the father should get the baby.
--9th St & 1st Ave
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overheard in ny is the funniest website everrrr
- rocketsfallx rated 14 months ago
- Girlfriend: What was the name of that girl?
Boyfriend: Who?
Girlfriend: The one that was totally in love with you?
Boyfriend: Yeah, she was awesome.
Girlfriend: Who?
Boyfriend: No idea.
- Amipfaelzer rated 21 months ago
- From the page: "Guy #1: Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted.
Guy #2: I am. My life is so weird right now.
Guy #1: Still working on the divorce?
Guy #2: That's pretty much finalized, actually. It's this girl I started seeing last week.
Guy #1: Wait, you're dating that hot Russian chick?
Guy #2: Yeah, Svetlana*. She's a total nympho -- I haven't slept in days. She won't leave my crotch alone. Plus, whenever we're going at it she keeps calling me 'Master.' It's fucked up.
Guy #1: You just lost any chance at sympathy, asshole."
- edgeoforever rated 19 months ago
- From the page: "Lady conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen, blah blah blah, blah blah blah. If you need to get to 28th Street, 23rd Street, or 18th Street, well, you're screwed.--1 train, 34th StOverheard by: NettleConductor: There's another train right behind us. There really is. I can see the lights. It could be a bus, but we are in a tunnel underground with tracks running through it, so I'm sure there is another F train behind us.--F train"
- sunshiiine rated 23 months ago
- "Blonde #1: You know her parents are letting her study abroad next semester?
Blonde #2: Really? Where?
Blonde #1: Ummm, this place that's near, like... Russia. Like, in China?
Blonde #2: Japan?
Blonde #1: No. Well, yeah, Japan's in China, but that's not the one she's going to.
Blonde #2: India!
Blonde #1: No, but oh my god I totally just remembered! It's New Zealand!
Blonde #2: New Zealand's not in Russia, it's in Australia, stupid.
Brunette passerby: I fear for this planet."
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