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    10 MARKETING CONCEPTS 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,... more

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  • Rated by calculatemytrip on Aug 12 2008, 10:22am

    old good joke. i heard few versions of this but anyway all the time smiling :D
  • Rated by b1202w on Apr 26 2008, 1:06am

    Nice visual approach to defining Marketing Concepts. Creative, give it a go if your involved in marketing or advertising.
  • Rated by lnesa on Apr 22 2008, 9:54pm

    10 MARKETING CONCEPTS 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him!" That's ADVERTISING. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!" That's TELEMARKETING. 4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it. You offer her a ride and you say, "By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?" That's PUBLIC RELATIONS. 5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. Can you marry me?" That's BRAND RECOGNITION. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's MARKET COMPETITION. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him. That's LOSING MARKET SHARE. 10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" YOUR WIFE TURNS UP! That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY.
  • Rated by McMarrow on Apr 22 2008, 5:26am

    10 MARKETING CONCEPTS Posted February 29, 2008 , Filed under Jokes 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's DIRECT MARKETING. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him!" That's ADVERTISING. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!" That's TELEMARKETING. 4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it. You offer her a ride and you say, "By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?" That's PUBLIC RELATIONS. 5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. Can you marry me?" That's BRAND RECOGNITION. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's MARKET COMPETITION. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him. That's LOSING MARKET SHARE. 10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" YOUR WIFE TURNS UP! That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY.
  • Rated by HelenGr on Apr 21 2008, 12:32pm

    easy and funny explanation of 10 marketing concepts
  • Rated by keltyhayes on Apr 21 2008, 11:06am

    haha! finally someone explains it on a level I understand
  • Rated by jannesiera on Apr 20 2008, 11:49am

    10 marketing concepts very funny explained
  • Rated by kh7 on Mar 25 2008, 3:30am

    From the page: "10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, â€oeI am very rich. Marry me!” YOUR WIFE TURNS UP! Thatâ€s BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY."