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From the page: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. A bus station is where a... more
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Rated by oneredeemer2002 on Nov 25, 12:34pm
Many of these are VERY funny. It kinda worries me that the top quote is mocking God.
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Rated by sosh on Nov 25, 9:11am
Please attribute them.
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Rated by ApoLLo5709 on Oct 27, 10:03am
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Thats a good one.
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Rated by edgeoforever on Sep 27, 4:04pm
From the page: "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. "
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Rated by chrisrocksice2 on Sep 11, 11:20am
Downvote because the first one sucked, therefor I'm assuming these are not in fact the Top 100 funniest one-liners on the internet.
