TOP 100 funniest one-liners, quotes and jokes on the internet! Part 1

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From the page: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. A bus station is where a... more

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Rated by ApoLLo5709 on Oct 27, 10:03am

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Thats a good one.
Rated by edgeoforever on Sep 27, 4:04pm

From the page: "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. "
Rated by chrisrocksice2 on Sep 11, 11:20am

Downvote because the first one sucked, therefor I'm assuming these are not in fact the Top 100 funniest one-liners on the internet.
Rated by cyberbrook on Sep 03, 4:46pm

some of these are old, but all (or most) are clever
Rated by richgrad on Aug 24, 8:47am

some of them are seriously good... saving them for twitter =)
Rated by banjiki on Aug 17, 7:04am

TOP 100 funniest one-liners
Rated by barryr666 on Aug 07, 1:50pm

Some great one liners; or they would be if the page was wider.

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