Website review: & I need an unstable woman for a d...
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•21 reviews since May 27, 2007
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baggen rated 13 months ago- From the page: "I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship… I think I can use this as and ad for online dating :-)
- Cleetose rated 13 months ago
- I saw this on Craig's List a while ago. Smells stolen to me.
- StumbleMom rated 13 months ago
- Once I locate my helium tank I'll drop him a line.
- JohnSmallberries rated 13 months ago
- In full: I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship... Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I'm 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 35 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women: * with nice smiles; * that have larger than average breasts; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. All the best, Lloyd ps This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.
- bigjanproduction rated 13 months ago
- Myspace here I come!
- i-did-what rated 13 months ago
- oh gnd u find all the bestest stuffz. thanks for the laugh!
- DrBlizzardo rated 14 months ago
- From the page: "I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!" WOW! This is exactly my hunting and marriage strategy! No wonder I've been married so many times! As Taco Hell is fond of saying: "RUN FOR THE BORDER(-line personality disorder psychobitch)!"
- Joe-B-one rated 14 months ago
- I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship¦ Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I'm 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 35 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women: * with nice smiles; * that have larger than average breasts; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. All the best, Lloyd ps This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.
- weissweiss rated 14 months ago
- hahaha sounds like he's looking for me... :X don't let the hubby hear this
