Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend - nothingisreal.com

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Some people aren't going to think this page is very funny. Some people aren't going to think this is a joke. I analyzed my own chances of finding "that special someone" over a year ago. My standards for women were WAY lower than his (my age plus or minus four years... more

Reviewed by Daveman Aug 26 2005, 01:27pm ( 360 reviews ) • nothingisreal.com

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Reviewed by pkwynn on Nov 09, 10:20am

Insecurity.. and Im now attracted to ya! JK
Reviewed by CaptainComet on Nov 04, 6:24pm

Of course, you already filtered out girls from Ghana and Bhutan, so you should bear in mind that they're somewhat more likely to be near you.
Rated by Bringbackpluto on Nov 01, 5:49pm

Clever and funny!
Rated by Simsfanatique on Oct 05, 1:40pm

Is it weird that I'm mildly attracted to him now?
Rated by 666avior on Sep 20, 12:58pm

love the mathematical approach to this, makes a lot of sense now.
Rated by Li-Li on Sep 15, 7:48am

Or maybe it's because instead of going out and meeting people, you spend your time inside working out these stupid statistics.
Reviewed by MarsCol on Sep 10, 11:52am

Yeah I've been working through the numbers and haven't found mine yet. Now I can see the odds against me. Guess its time to give up.
Rated by weresilkier on Sep 10, 9:54am

Bullcrap

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