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 Fantasyy23 rated 19 months ago- If only I could find someone to love me enough to buy me my very own pet zombie!!! I would take so very good care of him. We would laugh and play. I would love him and give him hugs and kisses. We would surprise little kids at their birthday parties and play night of the living dead with my neighbor...
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- Fantasyy23 rated 19 months ago
- If only I could find someone to love me enough to buy me my very own pet zombie!!! I would take so very good care of him. We would laugh and play. I would love him and give him hugs and kisses. We would surprise little kids at their birthday parties and play night of the living dead with my neighbors. Oh the sweet joy that would fill my heart!.... but... I will never know this joy *runs off in tears*
- jeremyhead rated 23 months ago
- these would be kind of fun conversational pieces to have laying around the crib
- Folkers rated 24 months ago
- REAL zombie lovers dig up the corpses themselves. Buying zombies is for nitwits who can't master the gruesome dark rituals and don't even care about it. But if they want to pay two hundred dollars extra for a non-customizable zombie, who am I to stop them? Just think of it as an extra tax for lazy people.
- superhelga rated 35 months ago
- Nice. Is it possible to donate famelymembers to this page?
- Nerd-Panda rated 25 months ago
- I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George
- Violethemlock rated 26 months ago
- There is no way I could pass this up.
Mmmm. Zombies.
- carrionsixx rated 31 months ago
- i soooooo want one. just have it sitting on the couch lol
- Billykerr rated 36 months ago
- Oh. My. God. This site is like Heaven on the internet.
I have a friend who jumps when the telephone rings. Not from excitement, but because she was scared shitless by it.
I'm thinking two for her birthday would be pleasant.
- Ephiny rated 36 months ago
- A zombie is for life (and then, unlife), not just for christmas...
- ScottyQuest rated 36 months ago
- I can't even picture the enjoyment I would get out of putting that thing inside my roommate's closet leaning against the door, just waiting to fall out when he opens the door. Worth $400? I think so. I wonder if you can use them in the carpool lane.
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