The US government has a new website

From the page: "Image 13 If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit"

Reviewed by tigerdragonbrand Jan 19 2005, 05:20pm ( 421 reviews ) • msxnet.org

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Rated by adarsh-seeker on Aug 16, 2:51am

god! so old
Rated by moodychica on Apr 09 2009, 6:26am

Sooo funny
Rated by CorrieCurtis on Jan 31 2009, 5:13pm

Hilarious. On a more serious note, THAT'S A FUCKING CAN OF FANTA.
Rated by kalaway on Jan 27 2009, 4:28pm

I've been looking for these! love it
Rated by killabunnies on Jan 26 2009, 9:52am

There is something severely lacking in this.
Rated by kevinryanmooney on Jan 22 2009, 12:28am

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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