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    "Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes/// You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead./// Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the... more

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  • Rated by monotheist on Oct 24, 9:53am

    wow. there's an astounding amount of misogynist crap on this page. gotta love our society. personal faves: i like my women the way i like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. girls are like square numbers, if they are under 13 do them in your head. frakkin sickos.

  • Rated by insanityrising on Oct 23, 6:25pm

    98% of the material is ripped from Bash.org/Family Guy/Other Sites. The rest are unfunny.

  • Rated by obsteve on Oct 18, 1:07pm

    Nice one liners, some souce would be good

  • Rated by jesterfanatic on Oct 17, 10:12pm

    This brightened my day

  • Rated by djDeathx on Oct 17, 5:04pm

    Oh man, "Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry" LOLOLOL Love this (old) one: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."

  • Rated by Li-Li on Sep 05, 4:57pm

    Holy crap that's bad, it's just people repeating worn-out one-liners that have been going around for years.

  • Rated by Mecobg on Sep 01, 3:05pm

    i lol'd again and again

  • Rated by DefaultSetting on Aug 30, 3:09pm

    One more staging post in the complete Twitterisation of the English language. First it was a 140 character limit. Now, with this, the bar has been raised (or should that be lowered) to 129. What next? Sentences restricted to one word? Communication entirely by emoticon? Use of vowels punishable by corporal punishment? If that's the way it's going, here's my contribution: Orwell was right.

  • Rated by NiseeRocks on Aug 29, 5:57pm

    Aw, stolen from Family Guy: "Coming Soon... Law & Order PCAMPIEOFTD: Petty Crimes Against Municipal Property In Excess Of Five Thousand Dollars" A couple were cool, most were just meh.

  • Rated by barryr666 on Aug 10, 9:46am

    From the page: "The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years." Looks like the USA got off lightly; only had 8 years of wandering in the wilderness.