The Top 15 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines

Top 15 reasons why I refuse to read Romance novels. How NOT to write!!! From the page: "The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean sent a salty spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall,... more

Reviewed by echocrush Sep 23 2008, 12:31am ( 62 reviews ) • mamohanraj.com

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Rated by amateur6 on Sep 30, 2:16pm

From the page: "their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew" ...I assume that this is NOT intended for women. Well, fag-hags maybe...
Rated by Sharazade on Sep 25, 7:43am

From the page: ""Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in sexual congress were heard."" Little too much bi-partisanship for me.
Rated by dedelove18 on Mar 24 2009, 6:17am

The last one was hilarious. What on earth is "man-dew"?!
Rated by mikegreaves1 on Mar 18 2009, 9:56pm

I like it
Rated by UnInsomnia on Dec 15 2008, 12:30am

What is man-dew, exactly?
Rated by spiffysophia on Nov 16 2008, 10:26am

I LOVE THIS.
Rated by darshanchande on Nov 03 2008, 9:29am

Ha! That's awful!

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