Pearls of Wisdom by Dave Barry

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From the page: "Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will... more

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Rated by h0rror on Oct 03, 12:10pm

great stuff... i actually have a great sense of humour :D
Rated by 1wildlifegirl on Jul 27, 10:08pm

I grew up listening to my dad read Dave Barry every Sunday. I love it!
Rated by Rad1030Man on Jul 08, 12:33am

Dave Barry rules!
Reviewed by TheCavalry on Jun 04 2009, 7:09pm

Wow. Spam.
Rated by TouchOfEvil on Dec 19 2008, 1:34am

From the page: # People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humour are telling you that they have no sense of humour. # There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. # People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. # You should not confuse your career with your life. # A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. # Your friends love you anyway.
Rated by Psychnerd on Dec 10 2008, 7:14am

from the page: "Your friends love you anyway."
Rated by sleepinpups on Dec 07 2008, 11:49am

dave barry is so incredibly UN FUNNY. these quotes are lame.
Rated by speeditonline on Dec 05 2008, 6:08am

From the page: "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

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