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hhhhh777 rated 24 months agoFeatured Review
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disn...

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kcanderson13 rated 18 months ago
From the page: "s the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."
Jeanker rated 19 months ago
Words to live by.
All-O-Gistics rated 20 months ago
From the page: "Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?" haha
pietertothemuze rated 20 months ago
"If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."
Softskin rated 20 months ago
"Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it... and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait... I guess that's like a regular window."
FREE-TIBET rated 18 months ago
A classic.
Feline2001 rated 19 months ago
This is hilarious! Stupid, but hilarious!
klchan97 rated 19 months ago
From the page: "If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic."
just-me rated 19 months ago
From the page: "Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
FLOSSDOG rated 19 months ago
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.