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Joshua Blankenship | Notes to Self

Robyn-Moondancer rated 18 months ago
From the page, "Note to self: The next time someone says "turn that frown upside down," hang them from a chainlink fence by the elastic of their recently outstretched underwear and inform them that their view should be all smiles now. Resist smiling at this point, as it would ruin the...

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michellecp rated 8 months ago
so...self styled twitter?
Robyn-Moondancer rated 18 months ago
From the page, "Note to self: The next time someone says "turn that frown upside down," hang them from a chainlink fence by the elastic of their recently outstretched underwear and inform them that their view should be all smiles now. Resist smiling at this point, as it would ruin the specific purpose of the entire exercise."
kayakchick rated 13 months ago
From the page: "Quit corporate America because the paycheck just isn't worth the drama. Go teach drama. Realize that all jobs lack merit, no matter the scale or locale. Have the epiphany that they pay you because working is an inconvenience. Get a better paying job." (Pretty much.)
Firebrand151 rated 16 months ago
Note to self: Scroll down the page fast enough and you'll get a splitting migraine.
christyisrc rated 17 months ago
Note to self - this guy is funny!!!!!
slvrfire rated 16 months ago
From the page: "Note to self: Buy a ninja costume. Invent social occasions to wear it in public."
JollyGreenGirl rated 16 months ago
great notes to self. :)
martinus rated 17 months ago
From the page: "Note to self: Think about buying the world a Coke; after all, it's the thought that counts."
EddieStarr rated 17 months ago
I want to buy everyone and myself a coke :)
JDKlein76 rated 17 months ago
This should so have a self-improvement tag! :-D I think I'll add one!