Johns-Joke of the Day - Did you know

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Did you know... Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him... more

Reviewed by MrHandyDan Apr 12 2009, 04:34am ( 139 reviews ) • johns-jokes.com

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Rated by DoktorBonfus on Aug 06, 7:17am

Sports & showbiz work this way. Why are you so astonished?
Rated by JIR on Aug 05, 11:10am

From the page: Did you know Michael Jordan having retired, with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage. It's the way of the world, guys. He must be a vvvvverrrrry happy man.
Reviewed by dario1977 on Jul 27, 7:53am

Buy a calculator before writing these things
Reviewed by joelrankel on Jul 23, 10:04pm

I think everybody must be knowing Michael Jordan, the great personality.
Rated by ichbinbored on Jul 17, 2:51pm

Good timing, SU.
Reviewed by JohnnyBlazedItUp on Jul 04, 11:01am

these numbers are bullsh$t! How can he gets paid $200/second but only makes a lil over $19 during an entire 100 meter race. Now i'm no rainmain but either the guys running are all cousins of the flash or someone can't divide.
Reviewed by Misslombard on Jun 04, 2:25pm

If you like Micheal Jordon...then you will like this...Misslomard...
Rated by Anameroma on Jun 03, 4:44pm

How can you root for the nerd and use such god-awful math?

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