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Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say. The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them! Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals! Brian: You're all different! The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different! Man in crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Sch!
- Vicked rated 32 months ago
- Funny Stuff!!! Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth? Brian: You sanctimonious bastards! Centurion: I have an order for his release! Brian: You stupid bastards! Stan: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth. Brian: What? Stan: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth. Centurion: Take him down! Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth! Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian! Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian! Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian! Brian: I'm Brian! Victims: I'm Brian! Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife! Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!... Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth! Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him. Stan: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke! Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah". [Everyone gasps] Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself! Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He! Jewish Official: Was it you? Stoner: Yes. Jewish Official: Right... Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. " [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner] Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. " [Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death] [a line of prisoners files past a jailer] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
- Reuben rated 32 months ago
- This is great fun :) Memorable quotes from "life of brian" "Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. "
- MandoV rated 33 months ago
- From the page: " Memorable Quotes from Life of Brian (1979) Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea ------ Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Attendee: Brought peace? Reg: Oh, peace - shut up! Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all. Dissenter: Uh, well, one. Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid. ------- Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum? Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex! Brian: I wasn't! Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? ""
