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    A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write... more

    Reviewed by J-Rabbit Mar 05 2008, 06:42pm ( 30 reviews ) iamnext.com

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  • Rated by geriartic1943 on Jun 30, 6:38pm

    Its a good thing 99% of criminals are idiots. The other 1% are the ones that really worry us.
  • Rated by soulcoughing on Oct 21 2008, 7:21pm

    My favorite is #4
  • Rated by stumbstumb on May 05 2008, 12:35am

    Pretty funny.
  • Rated by wmantel on Apr 05 2008, 11:31am

    Idiot stories are always fun. I feel smarter the more I read ;-)
  • Reviewed by creamy-r0ck on Mar 25 2008, 1:07pm

    I guess everything is in the title I love these kinds of articles
  • Rated by laughin on Mar 06 2008, 12:18pm

    Stories about idiots we have heard over and over, but still love.
  • Rated by J-Rabbit on Mar 05 2008, 6:42pm

    A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
  • Rated by beauxeaux on Mar 05 2008, 4:06pm

    WooHoo! Someone's an EVEN BIGGER IDIOT than I am: "A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him." -from the page-
  • Rated by conservativerumb on Mar 03 2008, 9:01pm

    In case you are feeling a little down about your IQ. On a separate note if you are feeling a little down about your family just watch Springer. hat tip to http://fastercat.stumbleupon.com/