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    From the page: "19 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn By Dave Barry... 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its... more

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  • Rated by PatriceIci on Sep 16, 3:10am

    "13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time." Err, what??? I didn't read any more

  • Reviewed by Wiskye on Jul 22, 7:14pm

    1) Yeah you'd go through all that and still end up with a shitty night's sleep... 2) ahhh Meetings, taking six hours to get across a point that could be emailed in 30 seconds. That doesn't factor in the time spent by the person designing the meaningless pie charts or the person designing the power point presentation that says exactly to the word what is also in the handouts distributed to everyone. Oh and one last thing the words "Any Questions" doesn't mean brown nose the speaker, it means "Shut the f*** up so we can get on with the free lunch over there." 5) When Jesus returns in all his glory he probably won't be coming back as an amusing shaped vegetable, not In a picture that if tilted at an odd angle kinda looks like him and probably not as a cloud either. But it would sure scared the living crap out of the vegetable people if he did, so maybe he'd do it just for a laugh. 6) For 99% of us that is more than likely but you'd have a hard sell trying to convince Hue Hefner of that. 13) Day light savings time, cos a lot of people don't want to eat lunch in the dark. Or something, I don't know it sounded good, maybe that's time zones, oh who cares. Dark, just laugh or get over it... 14) Ok, if you don't know the woman, keep quiet true, because if she isn't pregnant you're in shit. However if you are 100% sure the babies yours and you don't say anything you're in the shit. If you don't think it's yours the difficult question isn't going to be are you pregnant... 16) and we all think that everyone else drives like an asshole. 17) If you protest and it doesn't piss anyone off you're doing it wrong. 18) Always respect and tip wait staff that could be your kid working their way through college some day. 19) Friends are the people who insist on liking you...

  • Rated by fortunateSalute on Jul 17, 6:53pm

    So damn old and my eyes are bleeding

  • Rated by Webstien on Jul 05, 5:24pm

    Its good, but.... please do not make a website that makes your want to rip your eyeballs out and eat them.

  • Rated by MOGHARR on Jun 14, 2:46pm

    i lick steak knives all the time, lightweight

  • Rated by Anameroma on Jun 13, 12:07pm

    Oh come one! 16. even begins with a quotation mark!