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oatmeal oatmeal discovered this in Quizzes 263 reviews since Dec 13, 2007
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oatmeal discovered 8 months ago
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass.
Atalarion rated 3 weeks ago
It's pretty funny xD
yaypandas rated 6 weeks ago
Based from an epic thread in a forum which lasted for many weeks discussing tactics.
dtanner89 rated 7 weeks ago
25, but only because I fight dirty.
massblind rated 8 weeks ago
I got 28, but I think this test is invalid -The children are merciless and will show no fear The whole key to fighting children, is to instill fear into them and then slay them as they stand trembling in a puddle of their own urine. I think the major issue here is the quality of the five year olds we'd be fighting, though. If they were your average kindergartener, all it would take is a solid poke in the eyes to send them sprawling on the ground, shrieking in that way that only little kids can. And if they were horribly obese, I think I could probably take out more just by rolling one at the others like I was bowling. If, however, one were to be up against a tribe of feral children from Cambodia or wherever, one would have a much harder time fending the little bastards off.
Haxwell rated 2 months ago
There's 24 five year olds that are 'bout to catch a bad one.
TruDann rated 2 months ago
I can take 30.. I have no moral values, nice reach, martial arts background (aikido, which focuses on multiple opponents), and I play as zerg god damn it.
katalevehno rated 2 months ago
A bizarre but humorous quiz - don't cheat. Basically the five year olds could kick my ass.
jlong16829 rated 3 months ago
Kinda funny someone came up with this..........
CaraMesquita rated 3 months ago
I can take 12 - but that is only true if I didn't give birth to any of them. If I were the "birth giver" then it would only take 1 to beat me to the ground! 12
eagleseye145 rated 3 months ago
22 - I think I could do better.
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