The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Al-Gore

Al-Gore
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Dude! She CAN'T call you back because you put her in a roflcoma. Here's what you need to do. Quit your job, sell everything you own, including your wardrobe except for two (normal) pairs of jeans and four (message-free) tee-shirts, buy the oldest used car you can find that's... more

Reviewed by DeepSkyFrontier Aug 16 2008, 09:47am ( 317 reviews ) • holytaco.com

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Rated by meleigh on Oct 27, 7:59am

I come back to listen to this just to laugh. I love it. Alot.
Rated by sciencelovesyou on May 21, 12:03am

Dmitri... Dmitri... Dmitri. There are no words, Dmitri. There. Are. No. Words.
Rated by memith1 on Feb 26 2009, 5:37pm

hilarious!
Rated by Mattseeley1987 on Jan 09 2009, 1:56pm

I'm truly hoping this is fake. If not someone needs to find this pompous jackass and beat the crap out of him. I've met some assholes in my time but this guy takes the cake. Lacks even 1 grain of humility.
Reviewed by slowmo on Dec 18 2008, 2:28am

wow. i need more guys like this to make me look much angelic. rofl.
Rated by Jennmcn on Nov 21 2008, 8:16pm

Wow, I have met some grade A douchebags in my time but his guy makes them look like rank amateurs. "Believe it or not, I am a complete catch" said with no humor or irony. Too funny!
Rated by KCMontana on Oct 02 2008, 5:15pm

Douchie McDouchesters

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