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Ckesk discovered 2 months ago
I couldn't agree more with the blue tooth headsets, those fuckers annoy the shit out of me!
chetoftheundead rated 7 days ago
Totoally agree with this here zhit...hilarious!! :)
Daredelvis rated 3 weeks ago
One reason why people who blog think they're cool, but aren't. Why they think they're cool. Because they are the only one to see what's REALLY wrong with the world.Everyone else is blind.Only they have the courage to step up and "blog" about it so their message gets to the masses.You ARE the voice of truth. Why you're not cool. First, you obviously hold yourself in such high regards as to think your opinion is so important that others must read it and have an epiphany that you know will be forth coming. Second you think it makes you look cool and cutting edge to rip on things you don't like and think no one else should like either.I know blogging can sometimes help me to vent.If I write it, it's not as much in my head kind of thing and I am not saying I have something happy to write about everyday, but I don't.Those blogs I designate as diary so I don't sound like some sort of whiny, elitist know-it-all with way too much time on my hands and over inflated ego to boot.
soccerkid rated 3 weeks ago
I agree with some of them, but as other people have said blogs like this are stupid in the first place.
kevinryanmooney rated 3 weeks ago
i agree with most of these, but he needs to add: '11. Writing Snarky Blogs About Stuff That Bothers Me And Makes My Life So Difficult.' It's kind of funny that he's threatening to pee inside someone's PS3. I think he should try that and find out how electricity and urine react when you're standing on the ground.
briana89 rated 5 weeks ago
this is stupid. does he have a phd? a POSER HATING DEGREE?? AHAHAH.. oh no I quoted malibu's most wanted i think im sooo awesome but i am actually uncool. guitar hero is the shit, biotch!
NPerez rated 5 weeks ago
Even less cool: scoffing at people in your blog, you holier-than-thou piece of shit.
Pstubz rated 5 weeks ago
Tricked out bikes are AWESOME - The bike repair guys at my university built three frames on top of each other, that thing is a deathtrap reserved only for very cool and very brave people. Guitar hero is fun Ringtones are a must, before I got some video game music midi's on my phone, I would always think that I heard my phone, what do you know, 10000 people had phones with the same ringer. Longboards aren't for tricks, they're for travel and fun, you wouldn't ride a shortboard three miles, or slalom down a hill on it, any more than you would take a longboard in a halfpipe Holy Taco FAILS at top 10 lists, seriously
theNorthcutt rated 5 weeks ago
3 Things Websites Think Make Them Cool, But Don't

1. Top 10 Lists

Why They Think They're Cool
Every site does it. It's trendy, easy to do and sheeple love easy-to-read bullets about anything, espeically pop culture.

Why They're Not Cool
It's way too subjective, and way too easy to do. Also, you're helping the dumbing of America by regurgitating the same retarded tripe to a demographic that consists of people that are inundated by this shit enough already. Go home, idiots.

2. Attacking Trendy Crap

Why They Think They're Cool

Everyone, especially those who live in Southern California, know the type. Mostly only-slightly rich girls that can't quite afford the same shit as everyone else, or who aren't tapped into the "scene" as deeply, whining about how crappy something popular is.

Why They're Not Cool
Because you're like those idiots that can't afford to fit in. You think you're cool for not participating, but you're getting off on your own righteous indignation. Go suck something.

3. Naming Yourself Something "Cool" and Different

Why They Think They're Cool

Because it's different. Because some cool bands have weird ass names. Because it gives them a chance to draw up a colorful, yet retarded logo.

Why They're Not Cool
Because everyone already does it. Because shit like "Holy Taco" and "Antiquated Bongo Drum" and "Delicious Pygmy" is retarded. No one likes you and you should feel bad.

The End (die)
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