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    From the page: "You Are Going To Hell If You.... * eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] * cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19] * grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] * wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19] * read your horoscope.... more

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  • Reviewed by thanksjesus on Oct 08, 9:40am

    Yeah, yeah, but jesus was all, disregard the old testament and lets party. I mean, one won't have much luck quoting this to any self-respecting Christian nowadays, because they've heard it all before. And so have us atheists.. It's strange to consider that God decided to learn greek when he decided to become a writer, and that he did not learn it better.

  • Rated by JIR on Sep 16, 5:54am

    From the page: "You Are Going To Hell If You.... * eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] * cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19] * grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] * wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19] * read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26] * consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31] * cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] * trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] * are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28] * plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] * bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17] * collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24] * insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27] * mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9] * spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!) * drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)"

  • Rated by githramir on Sep 14, 2:14am

    excellent! bible bashers everywhere, please take note. and don't cut your hair either.

  • Rated by Poltak09 on Sep 03, 8:02pm

    Ah... the bible.

  • Rated by huggkruka on May 22, 4:41pm

    You'd be fine as long as you never mentioned the name of the car though.

  • Rated by Zaroos on May 21, 6:07pm

    Yup. Religious fiction.

  • Rated by eristicaccord on May 14 2009, 6:41pm

    Well, for more than that, but who's counting.