Website review: Alternate endings for Harry Potter ...
no1joel discovered this in Children's Books
•12 reviews since Aug 26, 2007
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•gryffindorgazette.com/2007/08/24/alternate-en...
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no1joel discovered 13 months ago- From the page: "They inhaled at the same moment. As their wrists made the first twitch towards a spell a thin gray hand grabbed Voldemortâ€s shoulder. The dark wizard spun around to face his attacker and crumpled immediately. Harryâ€s heart raced. Dumbledore had returned! Then he looked more closely and could tell that the figure biting and gnawing at the head of Voldemort was not the Dumbledore he knew and loved. Albus Dumbledore, former headmaster of Hogwarts who fought so valiantly so many times, was now a zombie. The sight of Voldemortâ€s dead body had temporarily lifted Harryâ€s spirits, but now a new thought entered his mind. He must fight the zombie of his former mentor, and he must act quickly before Voldemort reanimated and joined the fray."
- adarsh-seeker rated 3 months ago
- hehe.. I'm sure the pandas are animagus harry..
- SonOfDave rated 12 months ago
- Will read when i finish the book
- imorgen rated 12 months ago
- This gets a thumbs down solely for the use of the word "alternate" in place of "alternative" - I don't see any alternative endings alternating here. There ought to be a MORAN literary album. (Is there some kind of pedants' support group on SU?)
- DocBarleycorn rated 12 months ago
- Voldemort lay helpless, unconscious and bleeding. His wand blasted far from his reach. Anger welled up in Harry as he thought of everything he had been through. His parents dead. His godfather dead. Any chance of a life with Ginny long gone. He stared at the crumpled figure at his feet and as the pain of his scar had faded he found a new feeling. Harry must ass rape Voldemort. Without lubrication. He called for Dobby and Kreacher and moments later they appeared with a loud crack. "I want you to see this. I want you to tell everone what you see." He said. He pulled aside the dark wizard's robes and began violently buggering him. "Nobody fucks with Harry Potter!" he roared, "Nobody!!!!"
- IACMH rated 13 months ago
- They could do a Harry Potter 7/transformers 2 joint feature!
- Treehugger17 rated 13 months ago
- 'Voldemort and Harry raised their wands, ready to duel to the death. They inhaled at the same moment. As their wrists made the first twitch towards a spell a thin gray hand grabbed Voldemort's shoulder. The dark wizard spun around to face his attacker and crumpled immediately. Harry's heart raced. Dumbledore had returned! Then he looked more closely and could tell that the figure biting and gnawing at the head of Voldemort was not the Dumbledore he knew and loved. Albus Dumbledore, former headmaster of Hogwarts who fought so valiantly so many times, was now a zombie. The sight of Voldemort's dead body had temporarily lifted Harry's spirits, but now a new thought entered his mind. He must fight the zombie of his former mentor, and he must act quickly before Voldemort reanimated and joined the fray.' If 'Deathly Hallows' had ended with zombies everything would be jeely and I would dance to the death
- Tayebee rated 13 months ago
- Harry, I am your Father.....
- widdershins rated 13 months ago
- From the page: "Even though Voldemort now lay dead Harry could not relax. Soon other wizards would be rushing to his side. They would have questions. Harry could explain the body of Voldemort easily enough, but what about the pandas?" Funny : )
- WhoGivesAShirt rated 13 months ago
- Alternate Harry Potter endings, um, "borrowed heavily" from some familiar sources. The Optimus Prime intercession is genius, but I think I like this one best of all: There were flashes of red and green light. Harry and Voldemort were both still standing, but their wands had been destroyed. "It seems there is only way to settle this now, Potter," shouted the dark wizard. "How's that?" Harry shouted back. "A race. Around the world. We leave King's Cross at noon tomorrow." The two stared intensely at each other. Harry knew Voldemort to be right. There was no way around it. "Then I'll see you at noon!" Harry snarled back. In that instant the two turned and hurried off in opposite directions. Harry's heart burned inside his chest. He had suitcases to pack. It beats the hell out of the horrid epilogue, anyway!
- rockoncicely rated 13 months ago
- wtf?? the book was so good, but these endings are quite funny.
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