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  • Reviewed by virgio on Nov 02, 8:00pm

    "God can't make a Mattel product because God isn't Mattel". The argument only proves that God isn't the thing or organization in question. They would have been better off with the classic "Can God create a rock so large He can't lift it?" Although there is an answer to that as well...God can do that and still be omnipotent, since omnipotent means being able to do anything, including not being able to do something and still be omnipotent. It's an infinity concept. Logic doesn't apply.

  • Rated by thestripedone on Nov 02, 3:43pm

    This is stupid, even as a joke. Counter-argument: God, being omnipotent, causes the US Mint employees to create a new $10 bill. Therefore, God is omnipotent. In fact, you could even say that God (if you believed in an omnipotent one, which I don't for the record) not only causes the bill to be printed, but also created/manipulated all its many raw ingredients into the Mint in the first place, therefore not only printing but affecting far more of the creation process than the US Mint employees, who--this hypothetical God being omnipotent--are just God's puppets anyway. Therefore, God exists and is just using you as a puppet as well. (Note, again, that I do not believe in a God, especially not the Judeo-Christian one)

  • Rated by squintsgeek on Oct 12, 12:57am

    I have a better one. Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. (Or the contrapositive: If there is no porn of it, it does not exist.) We don't really know what God looks like, which is why there is no porn of it. There is no God porn, ergo, God doesn't exist.

  • Rated by JohnnyDanger on Sep 07, 6:14pm

    No, god is omnipotent enough to bend the laws of logic. There is no way to disprove anything about god because of this simple fact.

  • Reviewed by peterfaj on Aug 26, 2:49am

    HA! In your face, god! Btw, theists suck.

  • Rated by Jeffsback2223 on Jul 23, 4:46pm

    INCORRECT! It turns out that God can go to the mint, and push the button to start the press.

  • Reviewed by Nukedoom on Jun 26, 4:28pm

    ...weird, the date is on my birthday...HOLY SHIII--

  • Rated by Garfield33365 on Jun 14, 9:44pm

    kind of funny .... and I like some of the other reviews on this

  • Reviewed by shpeterson on Jun 10, 5:02pm

    Oh yeah!? What if God made a US mint? Huh? What then Mr. Smartypants?