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 bittyimp rated 23 months ago - "Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
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- SketchSepahi rated 14 months ago
- Eh. Globalization entails a bit more of sociological whatnottery than that, but what the Hell. I'll revel in anti-intellectualism with the best of them from time to time if it makes us all feel like we are smart and special for a little while.
- epeefencer rated 14 months ago
- From the page: "Globalization
Posted November 17, 2006
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and relate to.
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
For the answer check the page. It's pretty funny!
- Deluxification rated 21 months ago
- Funny.
Also, to stumblers: It's one thing to quote a punchline. It's another thing to rip the whole joke from the page and send off a quote as a gigantic monster wall of text that crushes everything in it's path.
- carinish rated 23 months ago
- We are learning about globalization in school and I finally get it.
- Ratfunk rated 21 months ago
- Globalization :)
- cireasa-mic rated 22 months ago
- lol
- bittyimp rated 23 months ago
- "Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...
And that, my friends, is Globalization"
- Hacbarton rated 23 months ago
- woohoo
- Reuben rated 23 months ago
- From the page: "Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and relate to.
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Dianas death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman,
using Bill Gate technology,
and you are probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals
And that, my friends, is Globalization
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