Smart, Sexy, Spiritual Goddess Desired for Awesome Relationship with Extraordinary Man

Goddess/Consort Application Form7.1 Name: Venus aka Aphrodite, Ishtar7.2 Photos: I got lots but this is my fav!7.3: Height: 4 1/2 cubits?7.4: Country of Birth - Foam on the Coast of Cyprus7.5: How I found your website: I follow Mercury on Twitter7.6: Some of my feelings about your lengthy... more

Reviewed by IntrepidDreamer Jun 28, 10:03pm ( 80 reviews ) • findingmygoddess.com

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Rated by BEAUBEAUREGARD on Nov 04, 11:26am

::: * DATING, MATING AND RELATING * * MARK ~ Now age 58 ~ LOS ANGELES * Mark: All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident. Quoting Schopenhauer ::: Where are my Los Angeleno friends when I need them? I don't want to be a "goddess" - they're all dead. But I won't laugh at him, he can do that for himself. :::
Rated by psychoalarm on Oct 04, 1:46am

oh dear... was f�r ein vollidiot
Rated by cevemeve on Sep 26, 4:15am

I've tried 3.1 for 5 hours and a half, but the god I live with complained as dinner was not served at time... and now he's gone. I'll start to write my own consort application form for a new one.
Rated by Baghy on Aug 26, 12:18pm

If I could only fit the Goddess description...Damn!
Rated by Babs05 on Aug 07, 10:37am

Funniest thing ever.
Reviewed by Leona on Aug 05, 2:56pm

omfg WHAAAAAT??!? dude better lower his standards just a tad ... maybe settle for a human? just a thought.
Reviewed by moongoggles on Aug 03, 10:33am

What a delusional old man. He needs to just dial up some hookers and get the fuck over himself.

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