Twilight books, plot only Chapter 1, a Twilight fanfic - FanFiction.Net

Now I know everything I ever needed to know about Edward and Bella. Thank goodness I didn't have to sit through the books.

Reviewed by arora-vesper Feb 24 2009, 08:58pm ( 39 reviews ) • fanfiction.net

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Rated by PHEZTER on Apr 25 2009, 9:42am

I am pretty sure I have seen a couple movies with the same plots as these books
Rated by novus-questus on Apr 04 2009, 9:09am

I only made it through the first terrible book, and this accurately sums it up. Love this.
Reviewed by kevinryanmooney on Apr 03 2009, 10:40pm

crap, i was going to read those.
Rated by Technicolour on Apr 02 2009, 8:35pm

I think I stumbled something just like this a day or two ago..
Reviewed by painapples on Mar 28 2009, 7:51pm

Fuck Twilight. I think this is a semi-accurate description.
Rated by AllanMc93 on Mar 28 2009, 5:31pm

Twilight sucks balls
Rated by clytie on Mar 28 2009, 1:05pm

I have never, nor will I ever, read these books. Therefore, all related humor goes right over my blissfully-ignorant little head.
Reviewed by Nigra-Kun on Mar 26 2009, 3:29pm

cool story, bro
Rated by SpiralAu on Mar 26 2009, 1:30pm

As much as I hate twilight, this really isn't that good.

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