This is something that I would do... Only it would probably go like this:
Me: A shark bit off my right arm and my right leg.
You: Yikes! How are you doing?
Me: I'm all... oh. crap.
This is something that I would do... Only it would probably go like this:
Me: A shark bit off my right arm and my right leg.
You: Yikes! How are you doing?
Me: I'm all... oh. crap.
I laughed.
so... I'm easily amused. I don't think this pun is worth the arm and leg though.
I mean, what if the guy asks you if you're ok insted of alright?