Website review: Spoken Word by Ernie Cline
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•30 reviews since Jul 18, 2004
poetry, spoken-word, humor
•ernestcline.com/spokenword/
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psykroll rated 8 weeks ago- My favorites are tracks 1, 2, and 11. I've seen videos of Dance Monkeys Dance floating around. This guy's great, but we're technically classified as apes, not monkeys.
- Gyromancy-Hermit rated 3 months ago
- From the Poems / Stand up of Ernie Cline: Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected liposuctioned women Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look. These aren't real women. They're objects. And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic. These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on. They disgust me. And it's not that I'm against pornography. I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn. Fact. "Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein," Guys need porn. But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn. I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind: Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are. You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses: Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian. Oh yes. First I want to copy her Trig homework, and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica. Suma cum laude, baby! That is what I call erotic. - Genius. I couldn't agree more. - "the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are"
- Zeeek rated 4 months ago
- Airwolf, think i'm gonna change my fucking name!
- exsanguinated rated 7 months ago
- so accurate! (nsfw)
- Scolex rated 10 months ago
- Thumbs down for bad site design.
- AmazingKris rated 11 months ago
- Ernie Cline speaks the truth. I am JUST about as much as a nerd, and perhaps even more so, since he is popular.
- skunkbod rated 11 months ago
- This guy is like a geek Bill Hicks ... totally hilarious! Has resurrected the geek in me! lol
- holyevilcow rated 12 months ago
- so totally awesome.
- greeklamb rated 12 months ago
- The geek wants out!!!
