Website review: Shut Up I Hack You

911review discovered this in Computers •114 reviews since Feb 28, 2007
computers, humor, hacking •electric-escape.net/node/1475

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911review discovered 17 months ago

Shut Up I Hack You By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version. For information: * The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. * 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer. * Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US. The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny... * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop -bitchchecker> why do you kick me -bitchchecker> can't you discus normally -bitchchecker> answer! -Elch> we didn't kick you -Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) -bitchchecker> what ping man -bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right -bitchchecker> i even have dst -bitchchecker> you banned me -bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch -HopperHunter|afk> LOL -HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^ -bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! -bitchchecker> for two weaks already -bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. -Elch> You're a real computer expert -bitchchecker> shut up i hack you -Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ -bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead -Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 -Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1 -Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack -bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted -Elch> Now I'm frightened -bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone -bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead -bitchchecker> say goodbye -Elch> to whom? -bitchchecker> to you man -bitchchecker> buy buy -Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop -bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone -Metanot> lol -Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 -bitchchecker> you're so stupid man -bitchchecker> say buy buy -Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off -bitchchecker> buy buy elch * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#) There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop -bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch -Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you? -Elch> What's up bitchchecker? -bitchchecker> you have a frie wal -bitchchecker> fire wall -Elch> maybe, i don't know -bitchchecker> i'm 26 -Metanot> such behaviour with 26? -Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall? -Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy -bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me -bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off -Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible. -bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man -Metanot> are you hacking yourselves? -Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me -Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that -bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the -Metanot> what firewall do you have? -bitchchecker> like a girl -Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time -bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er -Elch> Noo -Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off -bitchchecker> you're afraid -bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hide

RichieDagger rated 4 days ago

This is reaaally old & it's still funny as fuck!

burntphoenixwing rated 10 days ago

I've read this story over and over again on many different sites and it always amuses me that there are people out there that think just because they have a program a friend gave them, that they can hack anybody with no computer knowledge what so ever. So I say to all you wanna be hackers out there. Go Format yourself.