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50 most romantic things

ingozi rated 23 months ago
Don't forget also: Have raunchy sweaty dirty sex, but make sure she doesn't catch you at it when she comes home. Say "I love you" to her on the phone as you're going through her shit because THE FUCKING BITCH IS LYING TO YOU! But you can't let her suspect you know...

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Sugar168 rated 16 months ago
i like 13 and 17...
coop2 rated 16 months ago
From the page: 4. Walk in the rain. 5. Hold hands. 10. Write poetry for each other. 9. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Send her flowers at the office.
ingozi rated 23 months ago
Don't forget also: Have raunchy sweaty dirty sex, but make sure she doesn't catch you at it when she comes home. Say "I love you" to her on the phone as you're going through her shit because THE FUCKING BITCH IS LYING TO YOU! But you can't let her suspect you know....yet. Gently touch her chin and look her in the eyes after you've tied her up and beat the shit out of her to let her know that now...it's your turn baby!
home8896 rated 16 months ago
*gags* Okay, so I'm not interested in this right now.
Keaton rated 22 months ago
I was just going to leave this alone, un-rated (I don't personally like it, but it wasn't terrible or super-sappy,) but that shit about it being cursed is stupid. Bah.
Giggleball96 rated 23 months ago
I like number 24 the best!
sweetcherries rated 23 months ago
Cute :)