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Ah, the classic mission statement! From the page: "We collaboratively customize enterprise-wide opportunities so that we may endeavor to conveniently maintain economically sound data to meet our customer's needs"
Reviewed by QuickLunarCop Feb 29 2004, 05:21am ( 9 reviews ) • dilbert.com
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Rated by amrithaa on May 23 2007, 9:26am
Reminds me to stay grounded! Excerpt:Our goal is to completely revolutionize corporate methods of empowerment to stay competitive in tomorrow's world
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Rated by JerrodL on Apr 06 2007, 6:02pm
From the page: "Our mission is to continue to globally coordinate mission-critical meta-services and continually promote prospective solutions because that is what the customer expects"
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Rated by trav-esty on Jan 05 2007, 11:22am
The Dilbert mission statemment generator. No matter how many times I re-generate a new one, I'm sure i've heard them all before, including where I work.
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Rated by FlorenceArt on Jul 11 2006, 4:19am
Dilbert's mission statement generator: can't get enough of it!
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Rated by syphax on Mar 12 2006, 9:19pm
I seamlessly enhance economically sound meta-services to allow us to completely simplify emerging catalysts for change in order to solve business problems.
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Rated by sacratomato on Feb 23 2006, 1:47pm
Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator gave me this: Our mission is to synergistically facilitate competitive services and professionally foster economically sound resources in order to solve business problems
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Rated by QuickLunarCop on Feb 29 2004, 5:21am
Ah, the classic mission statement! From the page: "We collaboratively customize enterprise-wide opportunities so that we may endeavor to conveniently maintain economically sound data to meet our customer's needs"
