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  • Diet Jokes | Exercise For Real Life

    I've had weeks like this. lol Exercise For Real Life The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere: Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to... more

    Reviewed by drdoalot714 Jan 11 2009, 09:41am ( 14 reviews ) • dietjokes.co.uk

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  • Rated by Siofra on Jul 08, 8:11am

    Dammit, I unchecked Humor so I don't have to deal with this crap.

  • Rated by mda1125 on Feb 05 2009, 11:51am

    Meant to be funny but I swear people I know in regular jobs do this every day, all day.

  • Rated by queenofquiz on Jan 23 2009, 5:36pm

    Wow...I get plenty of exercise after all.

  • Rated by drdoalot714 on Jan 11 2009, 9:41am

    I've had weeks like this. lol Exercise For Real Life The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere: Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Push my luck. Make mountains out of mole hills. Hit the nail on the head. Wednesday: Bend over backwards. Jump on the band wagon. Balance the books. Run around in circles. Thursday: Toot my own horn. Climb the ladder of success. Pull out the stops. Add fuel to the fire. Friday: Open a can of worms. Put my foot in my mouth. Start the ball rolling. Go over the edge. Saturday: Pick up the pieces. Whew! What a workout!

  • Rated by elainebray on Feb 01 2008, 9:48pm

    That would be very easy to stick to

  • Rated by mikayf on Aug 04 2007, 7:43am

    Well, I tend to try to flip over the bandwagon, run screaming from the ladder of "success", and spend more time trying to pull the bacon from the fire than adding fuel, but this is pretty acurate! :D

  • Rated by dogwoman on Aug 03 2007, 4:03am

    And this is how I spend my week, I am tired

  • Rated by LeonardoDaVinci on Aug 03 2007, 12:37am

    I think a "hearty chuckle" is in order here!