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  • Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide

    From the page: "Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: * Death due to... more

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  • Reviewed by brentg426 on Oct 13, 9:18am

    penn and teller did it better.
  • Rated by Simsfanatique on Oct 05, 2:17pm

    If you're going for such a terrible joke, present it well.
  • Rated by nerdyhottie on Sep 20, 3:11pm

    Epic!
  • Rated by DrSinePHD on Sep 19, 11:34pm

    From the page: "Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol." ... Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: * Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. * Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. * Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. * DHMO is a major component of acid rain. * Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. * Contributes to soil erosion. * Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. * Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. * Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. * Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. * Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. * Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S. * Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
  • Rated by TheChameleon on Sep 09, 8:44pm

    I can definitely see someone asking for dihydrogen monoxide to be banned after reading this. Funny none the less.
  • Rated by Mailboxhead14 on Sep 09, 8:03pm

    Dihydrogen Monoxide already has a short version and it's no DHMO, it's H2O. Their trying too hard and overselling the joke IMO.
  • Rated by DrSnacks on Aug 18, 8:12pm

    old/stupid