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  • DARKSITES.COM EVIL GUIDE PLAN

    From the page: "Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up... more

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  • Rated by bobbydoomocculta on Dec 24, 2:57am

    I love this too much.... Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate the white house. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

  • Rated by zotster on Dec 12, 12:31pm

    To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Next, you must vaporize new york. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding. Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

  • Rated by JrBrazil on Nov 25, 10:53am

    Evil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reviewed by aboulomania on Nov 16, 5:13pm

    From the page: Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

  • Rated by Osminog9 on Nov 16, 2:09pm

    Complete your evil plan here FIRST before you decide to launch it!! Then you can see how it sounds and if you need to make any modifications....

  • Rated by AbstractConcept on Nov 13, 5:40pm

    Hordes of mean English teachers doing my bidding!

  • Rated by diangela54 on Nov 07, 4:08pm

    Evil Plan