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 Foggy1 rated 11 months ago -
From the page; and what a silly page it is:
Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu
WATERBURY, CT - A fourth grade Oakville student has been expelled from a Waterbury school for bringing a toy gnu onto the property. The action falls under the school district's 'zero tolerance'...
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- adarsh-seeker rated 4 days ago
- A sporadic laugh , well worth it.
- ionutqqq rated 8 weeks ago
- retards
- create823 rated 3 weeks ago
- ok ..what's gives..a toy being the topic of controversy...u look at a facility with no intentions to teach discipline..so u take their lollipop away from them..what can it hurt..for god's sake..a toy.he get's expelled due to jealousy of that toy..that's it...they wanted his toy..get over it..he has a condition..no compassion what so ever..god will get u for this ..Bd of Ed..stupiity
 skirterin rated 3 weeks ago- it's called satire, and the onion did it first. and better. leave it to the pros.
- xphill64x rated 3 weeks ago
- Keep those damn wildebeest, communist sympathizing, freaky acronymed mascots out of our schools!
- museiskum rated 4 months ago
- This is a joke right?
- patoloco rated 6 months ago
- Fuckin' A right. Can't be too careful these days.
- pwnwner rated 6 weeks ago
- Ohhh, it was TOY GUN! Wow, won I feel stupid for beijing expellde.
- D-dave-superhero rated 3 months ago
- Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu WATERBURY, CT - A fourth grade Oakville student has been expelled froma Waterbury school for bringing a toy gnu onto the property. The actionfalls under the school district's 'zero tolerance' policy, according toadministrators. Officials believe the student, who is dyslexic, triedto intentionally break the policy."We're convinced he intended to bring a toy gun." said Meredith Simmons, Principal of Waterbury Elementary. "His reading disability may have confused him about what is prohibited in the policy, but we can't take any chances. That's why it's called zero tolerance."The expulsion received full approval from the superintendent's office. "We support Principal Simmons' decision." said Milton Decker, Assistant Superintendent. "The toy gnu may seem harmless, but we can't ignore the underlying intent. I seriously doubt any of our students even know what a gnu is."The student, who requested to remain amomynous, will be eligible for admission next year following a psychological evaluation and sensitivity training. The toy gnu was confiscated and destroyed by janitorial personnel.This is serious, where will it end? Kids using theirdisabilities as excuses to screw the system...it must be stamped out NOW.
- RockTheHouse rated 3 months ago
- Keep those damn wildebeests out of our schools!
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