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 ferretsgames rated 12 months ago -
SPIKE MILLIGAN QUOTES
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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"Bloodnok: I'll turn a deaf ear.
Seagoon: I didn't know y...
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- gen-e-sis rated 3 days ago
- "Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light."
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States."
Now has excerpt from Goon Show The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-On-Sea (my favorite)
By the light of a passing glue factory I saw ...
- extremewirehead rated 12 months ago
- ok, is it just me, or am I getting more of those, "boredom sites", places to go to when nothing better pops in your head
anyway, have fun, some of these seem pretty original to me
- Mopster rated 12 months ago
- Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Moriarty: You have stolen my dentures! I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapon!
Grytpype-Thynne: TEETH!
Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.
In the darkness we sat huddled on the fiendish Chinese river-steamer, the silence broken only by the sound of the silence being broken.
Good for a quick laugh.
- kyb3r rated 3 months ago
- I heart Mr. Milligan.
- maysie12 rated 6 months ago
- Most anything Spike Milligan said was funny.
- VikingTed rated 12 months ago
- Haha. What the shit is wrong with British humor? It's excellent.
- enfpkimberly rated 12 months ago
- Sheer Sillyness
From the page: "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
The British Army works like this - If you hang a man and he dies, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
- ferretsgames rated 12 months ago
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SPIKE MILLIGAN QUOTES
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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"Bloodnok: I'll turn a deaf ear.
Seagoon: I didn't know you had a deaf ear.
Bloodnok: Yes, I found it on the floor of a barber's shop."
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"Seagoon: We've come to disconnect your phone.
The Red Bladder: I haven't got one.
Seagoon: Don't worry, We've brought one with us."
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"Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard."
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"His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum."
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Peter Sellers, 1925 - 1980
Harry Secombe, 1921 - 2001
Spike Milligan, 1918 - 2002
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Assorted Spike Milligan quotes sprinkled with snippets from the Goon Show. Great British humour!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
- inkydevilfish rated 12 months ago
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Moriarty: You have stolen my dentures! I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapon!
Grytpype-Thynne: TEETH!
Moriarty: Aaargh, I've lost!
"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- undersunandsky rated 12 months ago
- Haha really funny quotes from... i dunno what, but it's funny so it doesn't matter where it comes from.
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