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I-Am-Wolfman rated 35 months ago
Cthulhu For President - Why vote for a lesser evil? "This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone ins...

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PopeNorton rated 11 months ago
From the page: "This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?"
golge011 rated 32 months ago
From the page: "Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil? This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?"
redwolf rated 35 months ago
Politics? Cthulhu for President is POLITICS!!! That's even funnier than the site.
comarose rated 41 months ago
arrgh fuck. I don't know whether to be pleased or feel blasphemed. I;d like to know what Daoloth has to say.
followmedown rated 11 months ago
From the page: "Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil? This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?"
DravenHavok rated 35 months ago
Ia, Cthulhu F'taghn!
vashsunglasses rated 13 months ago
Cthulhu For President! Finally a candidate I can stand behind (and scream in madness/agony)...
iconduck rated 40 months ago
'Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?' is hands down the best catchphrase to ever emerge from the internet. Oddly enough, I'd trust Cthulhu more than our current leadership.
I-Am-Wolfman rated 35 months ago
Cthulhu For President - Why vote for a lesser evil? "This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?" Who the fuck is Cthulhu anyways?
dshs rated 35 months ago
Now that's a face you can trust!